Fish Surgically Removed from Man’s Butt

A Brazilian man seeking some sort of self-inflicted pleasureshoved into his anus a live fish known as the South American Lungfish. The fish to long and tubular, so you get the picture. Unfortunately for the lover boy, the two foot long fish proceeded to pull itself deeper and deeper into the anus, getting itself stuck in there.

Journalism has not recorded what was said and done when the man and his fish presented themselves at the local emergency room, only that it was determined that there was no option other than to have the fish surgically removed. Even more unfortunately, the hospital staff filmed the surgery and posted the video on the Internet.

In the video, a woman can be heard laughing at the patient while he’s undergoing the operation, and several other nurses and staff can be seen gathered around the butt end of the operating table with their cell phone cameras blazing. There appear to be different patient privacy rules in Brazil– travelers who enjoy fish please take note.

Sadly, while still alive after removal from its anal prison, was later euthanized.

Now, who’s up for some sushi?